That’s right Hawksley Workman was in S’Toon again and I missed it…. again. FUCK

I found this documentary about the boom and bust cycle that happened in Alberta in the 1980’s. It’s strikingly similar to what happened in the last few years. It’s worth looking at.

http://media1.nfb.ca/medias/flash/ONFflvplayer-gama.swf

Self Explanitory Video for the blog below.

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10098351&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1

Julie Can’t blog from Wes Kennedy on Vimeo.

This graph shows water consumption in Edmonton, Alberta during the Gold Medal Hockey Game… I wonder how many beers were drank that day. Lord knows I drank a few.

Been trying to add “sharing is sexy” to my blogger account http://conquestcommando.blogspot.com and getting frustrated, my friend Julia recommended wordpress.  Here we go!

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I lived here all my life…. and I’m pissed about the local library closing!! I mean fuck!! Who closes a local library!! This is bullshit!! It’s the evil midgets that are responsible for this chaotic bullshit! Those short little pickle fucking evil fuckers. Ass bashin Knuckle fucker!! Godamn I’m pissseddd! Those evil library closing midgets can eat there own feces, puke it up in there socks and shove it up there abnormally small assholes!

I just want you to know that this was the first post by Doctor Dick Shorts…. Vulger Anger is his strength, if don’t like it… “You can puke up monkey feces in your underwear and wear them on your head.” Doctor Dick Shorts

We’ve got a couple more Claytonisms for ya this evening. They are as follows:

Ass Bashing Fuck Knuckler
Ball Sachel
Grease Monkey Dick Lizard
Dildo Eating Bitch Sniffer

More to Come.

Remember when I going to dwell into Elvis…. Well, I’m a fan now, and I have to say that watching his last concert was tough to take, yet mesmerizing because of his voice… It was still spot on. Charisma, humility, and showmanship. Elvis lives! I still think Suspicious Minds is his best tune though…